First off, let me say how happy I am that a few commenters have love in their hearts for Drop Dead Georgous. To the rest of you-rent it! You will not be disappointed. Well, you might, but if you are I am pretty sure it means you have no sense of humor. A robot, if you will.
Okay, onto the reason why I crack myself up. Tonight, as I was thoroughly engrossed in my new magazine, Derek starts talking to me about reunion.com.
“So, Megan, you must get a lot of emails from reunion.com just like I do.”
“Um, no I don’t. I don’t think I’ve ever been to that site.”
“Yes you have. Come read my profile. I am sure that you wrote it.”
I am intrigued. I have absolutely no recollection of ever visiting that site, much less having the gall to writ a profile for someone other than myself.
“How do you know I wrote it?”
“Just come look at it.”
So I do. I begrudgingly hoist myself off my comfy purple chair and plop down on the couch. And this is what I saw.
About My Personal Life
I am working on a PhD in Chemistry at Caltech in Pasadena, CA. The only joy in my life is my wonderful,amazing, brilliant, beautiful, astounding, sassy, lovely, best friend and wife Megan. She is my inspiration and the reason I go on living. I enjoy learning to write Chinese and doing ballet. Have a good life.
It makes me laugh to think that anyone who has looked at his profile in the past 6 years saw that message. Sometimes I just really crack myself up.
Do you think I have a future in biography writing?