Dinnertime Script

This is an actual account of our dinner conversation tonight:

(Everyone quietly enjoying dinner)

(Mom passes rather loud gas)

Connor-“Daddy have poo-ie boo-ie”

Dad-“No, MOM has a pooty booty”

(mom laughs uncontrolably)

Dad-“How come it’s only funny when you fart and not when I do? I refuse to give you the satisfaction of laughing. Do you need to wipe?”

(Dad laughs)

Connor- (singing) abcdefg….

Mom-“How do you spell Connor?”

Connor-“C-O-N-O-R”

Mom-“How do you spell Logan?”

Connor-“Logan starts with L”

Mom-“Very good. What’s mommy’s name?”

Connor-“Mommy is Megan”

Mom
-“What’s daddy’s name?”

Connor-“Daddy Derek.”

Mom-“Good! What’s the kitty’s name?”

(Connor thinks for several moments)

Connor-“Cow says moooooo.”

(Mom and dad laugh)

I just love having converstaions with Connor.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *